Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Obama = Socialism?

The election of Obama means the end of socialism:

When the next administration and congress take office, the most “socialist” event will probably be the eventual expiration of the Dubya tax cuts for snuffletroughs. We aren’t likely to see national health insurance like they have in all of the other communist countries the pink-leaning voters clearly aspire to emulate.

Hell, we probably won’t even see a continuation of the socialist subsidies to the polluting dinosaur energy industries like coal and oil. Nuclear power plants may even have to start paying for their own insurance. Geez, talk about not getting what you voted for.

If things get really bad, the river of tax money going to unaccountable military contractors might dry up, and the central pillar of our socialist empire will crumble.

Not that our current socialist practices don’t leave a lot to be desired: A proper “socialist” response would have been to attach pre-conditions to the money given to the banks and investment firms. That’s what they did in “socialist” Britain (where Marx’s original vision has been playing out like clockwork according to plan for the last century.)

M. McCulloh

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