Saturday, December 13, 2008

On Reagan; an open letter to Don Rickles, by M.McCulloh




If you had asked me, Don Rickles,

I would have said that Ronald Reagan had absolutely no “charisma” at all. Perhaps he excited dead little boring froggy-fat nobodies like you because he wasn’t quite exactly as pathetic as you were, but that never made him anything but a dull mind swaying among a dull populace.

He never meant anything to the real people, barring a few who were badly damaged at the time. Perhaps Neil Young or Dennis Hopper saw something in him with their last remaining brain cells, but the real Neil Young and the real Dennis Hopper never would have.

Has your disgusting little body every even felt the slightest exertion of thought? I wouldn’t expect any physical undertaking, but perhaps a little attempt to… pay attention? Did you notice the untold tortures and murders taking place just south of the border? Did you notice the selling off of public land to the polluters for pennies per acre? Did you notice the gross wastage of the national treasury on fraudulent “star wars” weapons systems? Did you, in the end, even notice the actual TREASON? No, Little Fat Froggie just felt all excited about Mr. B Movie Star, who otherwise excited tremors of disgust in most sentient people….

He never had the slightest “charisma.” He was a boring, tedious, phony old moron. And millions and millions of genuine non-froggy-fat-phonies across America despised him. Almost as much as they now despise this unelected Dubya thing, if that is possible!

People may tolerate you because you forgot to die. But that doesn’t mean you’re clever. And even if you manage to be clever, you are NEVER, NEVER wise. So forget it, Don Rickles! Ronald Reagan was an UTTERLY anti-charismatic phony twit custom designed for froggy-fat nobodies like you. But not for much of anybody else.

Get a life, Don Rickles, if there’s still time…

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Actually I have no idea who Don Rickle is. Could you offer any introduction about this story?